prof. strict nine

“we” are eight weeks in…”we” will be spending one YEAR together…{nope not one semester…one year}

…SURVIVAL {and my GPA} will depend on the ability for me to:

  • practice stellar quality components
  • agree with all your opinions
  • and most importantly for two hours per week… remember to erase any of my own

Seeking out an appropriate coping skill during this time will be crucial.             {read: drinking may lead to “blackout” emails, and therefor not appropriate in this circumstance} This forces me to chose my alternative coping mechanism…humor.

Here are some gems that got me through today, listed and categorized for easy referral in the future…

1. The Dictionary of You:  because when you speak it never makes sense

2. Sometimes You Think You’re God:  but you have tenure?

3. This is Just for Me: Because I LIKE IT. {gasp an opinion of my own}

GO SOCIAL WORK!

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Filed under graphorrhea, phobic neurosis, querulous quetches, sozzled

2 Responses to prof. strict nine

  1. Oh, man…seriously Laughing. Out. Loud. right now. i love this: “We will not be covering the work of people whose ideas differ from mine.” i love it so much, in fact, that i may allow myself to be buried just so it can go on my tombstone!

    • kfrayz

      I can’t stop going to these pages…and grad school Barbie…fucking RAWKS…”Bay-Frayz” wants one for “new-non-traditional-we reserve the right to change our mind” XMAS.

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